(Move a promotional video towards the journey, earliest on Simpsons shouting when they look for your, throughout the journey auto. )

Jerk (v/o): That is true, Krusty’s ages-dated nemesis features once more escaped from organizing salads and you will scrambling egg when you look at the jail commandeer “Krust-iversal Studios.”

(Cut to brand new pre-show, where Krusty has actually a tool directed at your by the Sideshow Bob disguised just like the an abrasive reputation.)

Jerk (v/o): To put it differently, Kelsey Grammer, the third high repaid star regarding the reputation for television, appear to necessary less money because of it compared to the bassist of “Spine Tap” (Who’s played by the Harry Shearer).

(Cut to the latest entrances having “New Simpsons Experience” that have an indication towards the trip as well as an indicator stating “Featuring the fresh new bassist off Spinal escort service Frisco Faucet,” below the chief signal. Jerk are to try out Jeanine Pettibone during the “This really is Vertebral Tap,” David St. Hubbins’ wife, which is just Jerk sporting good cowboy cap and speaking into the an excellent cockney highlight.)

Jeanine/Jerk: When the I’ve informed them shortly after, I informed them 100 moments to put “Bassist out-of Spine Faucet” first and you can “Simpsons: Ride” last.

Jerk (v/o): This new queue (To own “The latest Simpsons Experience”) perfectly catches the look and end up being away from an affordable Springfield-ian motif playground, as a result of dressing up this new cast users (Park teams towards the drive) as the (Beat) Waldo

Jerk: Incidentally, Harry Shearer and would not participate in often ones advertising, one to because of scheduling disputes therefore the almost every other just like the he receive from the equipment may cause leukemia. Try to suppose that’s hence!

Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Mel, Sideshow Luke Perry, it

Announcer/Jerk (v/o): …it is “The latest was Vertebral Tap: This new Experience!” Walk-through a waiting line that appears same as a complicated backstage urban area, Look into the amazement in the animatronic janitor offering information, together with Journey, literally, No Journey! “This is exactly Spine Tap: The deficiency of Drive,” upcoming in order to “Hard rock Park!” (Inside a little sound therefore not one person will notice.) Derek Smalls is now starred of the Kelsey Grammer.

Hard-rock Park are an unwell-fated activity playground for the Myrtle Seashore you to definitely opened inside 2008 and you will just live to have six months on account of monetary trouble, then launched once again a year later under the term Freestyle Songs Park, after which closed forever after that seasons finished.

Jerk (v/o): “The fresh Simpsons Ride” open to the both coasts inside the age one of many better several festival themed flights into the each other coasts one june according to a keen iconic anime throughout the 1990’s and you will related to a character played by the Kelsey Grammer. (“Doll Story: Halfway Mania!”) Strange.

(They don yellow and you can white striped tees one to state “Sideshow” and their nametag underneath one to.) And put the term “Sideshow” on everyone’s top, because the to begin with, they need it with the everybody’s nametag.

(We move Jerk to try out 3 individuals; Nametag Son, Top Child, and maybe Matt Groening otherwise themselves, in the gift reveal to own “The new Simpsons Trip.” Matt Groening/Jerk is via “Smpsons” plush playthings, Nametag Man by the nametags and simply possess his hair tied, and you will Clothing Child from the shirts and you may he isn’t putting on his servings.)

Matt Groening/Jerk: Yeah, but, each of Krusty’s sidekicks enjoys “Sideshow” before their names. ..it’d feel enjoyable to keep that society.

MG/Jerk: Ok, (Transforms so you’re able to Clothing Child) shirt agency, instead of identity labels, will we place “Sideshow Name’” on each clothing?

(A laugh song was heard due to the fact phony stop credits roll of the which have sitcom-instance music [This new ’90s Land of your Destroyed motif songs]. Move Jerk prior to the Kwik-E-Mart of “Springfield” area of the park.)

Jerk: But, I digress. that is as opposed to me personally, I know. The truth is, there is certainly really not much to mock in this experience.